![It's Douglas! :]](http://static.tumblr.com/tuleyph/rrLl7qp54/sdc10018.jpg)
I am currently taken, so do not holler.
Holler at my big butt because well, who doesn't like big butts?
I am 17 years old and in a few months, I will become a pedo because my girlfriend just turned 16 and then I will be pedobear. I will treat my girlfriend to candy and make her get in my car. So... I guess that makes me a criminial :[
Please don't report me
I LOVE YOU DOUGLAS <3 sike.
i love my biffle more -___-
OH NANANAA WHATS MY NAME?!
keke u dont know my name.
my name is not jessica....
It's Douglas! :]
When the school bell rings. →
“LOL LATERS MISS”
(Source: ridgeleyy)
![Last few minutes of being 18 and I really feel like i would have accomplished more by 18, like a steady job, a car, a pretty good GPA, and growing a few inches BUT instead i have a motorcycle WHICH IS FUN AS HELLLL and amazing wonderful people around me so it’s still pretty good :]. Honestly i love you all. From the people that wished me a happy birthday to those that spent the day with me, or have been in touch with me this year, Thank you all. Warning my grammar might suck during this entire entry. I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE! that’s been in my life, everyone has made some sort of influence on me, undoubtedly. I have to thank certain people :]. Ulin li ,sue lee ,alice ,daniel, cally, mamie, if it weren’t for the help you guys gave to me, i would have definitely failed my classes or have slept all the way through my lectures if it weren’t for you guys. I AM IN GREAT DEBT TO YOU! Thank you so much, i promise i wont forget and i’ll definitely return the favor. Poeple that have made the effort to keep in touch with me and not let our friendship die, thank you. I’m probably too ignorant to realize how much our friendship matters until it’s almost too late; You are amazing wonderful people, even though i’m a moronic imbecile you still manage to stick through with me (gloria tam, and lolin i guess for making all those anon post). MY NIGGGGGGAS that are always willing to spend time with me, regardless of what we do, or when, or whatever i love you guys. It’s been years since we still hang out and act retarded even though we’ve all went our separate ways onto college. I fucken love all of you guys, that is all.OF COURSE how could i forget my wonderful gurlfrandddd. She always makes time for me errrrday, even if we just eat lunch together. Honestly i’m wrong in a lot of situations but i hardly admit it and thank you for putting up with my tom foolery and stupidity. P.S you’re wrong sometimes too LOL JK <3. Sometimes she’s better with my cousins than i am… and relatives… and grandma… and even my brothers… so she’s pretty lethal JAY KAYY. She unlocked my iphone for me :] and made cakepops with me and then states that i made them all by myself on my own birthday like a loser. Thanks babe i love you too LOL. Honestly though i love you. I LOVE YOU ALL! EVERYONEE k maybe not everyone but the people i’ve met and liked LOL. I’m glad i got to realize that even though the world is full of assholes, I’ve made a great set of friends and family. Everyone from the guys that act like fags and make great moments in life, to the girls that i can just joke and have sincere talks with, and everyone in between. I’m glad i’ve made THE BEST FREAKING FRIENDS IN THE FUCKEN UNIVERSE!!!! and im’ glad i’ve got to realize how special everyone is to me before “it’s gone.” jessica, oscar xie, ron chen, crystal lam, grace ling, ludy ye, pedro chacon, gary mac, gloria tam, ulin li, sue lee, cally huang, alice, daniel, mamie, you guys are all specifically somewhere in this post. Once again THANK YOU ALL I LOVE YOU! Including everyone i didnt mention. You all make life worth experiencing. DAMMMMMMM mad corny but what i’m trying to say is sometimes in life you just have to take a step back and realize how amazing the people you’ve bonded with are, and how special life is, so try to enjoy it no matter how bad you’re day is.I LOVE YOU GUYS! yay 19!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4roz7wSCY1qcglwzo1_1280.jpg)
Last few minutes of being 18 and I really feel like i would have accomplished more by 18, like a steady job, a car, a pretty good GPA, and growing a few inches BUT instead i have a motorcycle WHICH IS FUN AS HELLLL and amazing wonderful people around me so it’s still pretty good :]. Honestly i love you all. From the people that wished me a happy birthday to those that spent the day with me, or have been in touch with me this year, Thank you all. Warning my grammar might suck during this entire entry. I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE! that’s been in my life, everyone has made some sort of influence on me, undoubtedly. I have to thank certain people :]. Ulin li ,sue lee ,alice ,daniel, cally, mamie, if it weren’t for the help you guys gave to me, i would have definitely failed my classes or have slept all the way through my lectures if it weren’t for you guys. I AM IN GREAT DEBT TO YOU! Thank you so much, i promise i wont forget and i’ll definitely return the favor. Poeple that have made the effort to keep in touch with me and not let our friendship die, thank you. I’m probably too ignorant to realize how much our friendship matters until it’s almost too late; You are amazing wonderful people, even though i’m a moronic imbecile you still manage to stick through with me (gloria tam, and lolin i guess for making all those anon post). MY NIGGGGGGAS that are always willing to spend time with me, regardless of what we do, or when, or whatever i love you guys. It’s been years since we still hang out and act retarded even though we’ve all went our separate ways onto college. I fucken love all of you guys, that is all.OF COURSE how could i forget my wonderful gurlfrandddd. She always makes time for me errrrday, even if we just eat lunch together. Honestly i’m wrong in a lot of situations but i hardly admit it and thank you for putting up with my tom foolery and stupidity. P.S you’re wrong sometimes too LOL JK <3. Sometimes she’s better with my cousins than i am… and relatives… and grandma… and even my brothers… so she’s pretty lethal JAY KAYY. She unlocked my iphone for me :] and made cakepops with me and then states that i made them all by myself on my own birthday like a loser. Thanks babe i love you too LOL. Honestly though i love you. I LOVE YOU ALL! EVERYONEE k maybe not everyone but the people i’ve met and liked LOL. I’m glad i got to realize that even though the world is full of assholes, I’ve made a great set of friends and family. Everyone from the guys that act like fags and make great moments in life, to the girls that i can just joke and have sincere talks with, and everyone in between. I’m glad i’ve made THE BEST FREAKING FRIENDS IN THE FUCKEN UNIVERSE!!!! and im’ glad i’ve got to realize how special everyone is to me before “it’s gone.” jessica, oscar xie, ron chen, crystal lam, grace ling, ludy ye, pedro chacon, gary mac, gloria tam, ulin li, sue lee, cally huang, alice, daniel, mamie, you guys are all specifically somewhere in this post. Once again THANK YOU ALL I LOVE YOU! Including everyone i didnt mention. You all make life worth experiencing. DAMMMMMMM mad corny but what i’m trying to say is sometimes in life you just have to take a step back and realize how amazing the people you’ve bonded with are, and how special life is, so try to enjoy it no matter how bad you’re day is.I LOVE YOU GUYS! yay 19!
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
(Source: pleatedjeans)
